haha funny mythology blog ^-^

(actual serious FAQ here idk why the link doesn't work in my tumblr header anymore :/)

  • vans aka "laffy taffy lover" | she/her | 20

  • this is a side-blog unfortunately :(

  • main: yngwiemalmsteens

  • no, that is NOT a keyboard smash >:(

  • all you need to know is that i'm hilarious :)

  • if you see me changing my pfp every three days- no you didnt <3

DNI if you:

  • don't get creative with your salad dressings, prepare your meal by vomiting out the food (even if it looks great), have never been rejected by any mainland, land at sea or just anywhere under the sun, were unable to pull out Excalibur from the stone, have never hung yourself from yggdrasil for nine days and nine nights, weren't born from a magic stone and can't perform 72 earthly transformations, don't have an obisidian mirror for your right foot, have never had your cattle, children and wife stolen by veles.

  • if you want to tell me that you've read my DNI, send me an ask and tell me which of the above you found the most challenging _ god bless <3